Stone Cool | Vintage Stone Ball Console Table

Sure your entry table is cool, but is it four stone balls cool? Likely not.  

This vintage stone ball console table features a beveled glass top.

50 in long x 18 in deep x 28 in tall

$295

SOLD | Parisian Penthouse | 1980s Custom Made Channel Back Sofa

If you looked at this photo and immediately thought of eating a buttery croissant on the balcony of a Parisian penthouse, you’re probably hungry. Feed yourself and come back when your blood sugar returns to normal.

This 1980s custom made channel back sofa was scalloped to perfection.

 94 in long x 44 in deep x 30 in tall 

$875

Long and Lean | Pair of Custom Club Chairs by Brayton International

Wearing vertical stripes gives the illusion that you are long and lean. Unless of course you’re a chair.

This pair of custom club chairs by Brayton International features a wide seat, low back and vertical striped upholstery.

31 in wide x 28 in deep x 28 in tall 

$595/pair

Pepto Pink | Pair of 1980s Pink Glass Lamps

Unless your name is Chad, your parents are members of a country club, and your wardrobe consists of mostly polos, you probably can’t pull off Pepto Bismol pink. You can, however, snazz up your living room with it!

Each of these 1980s pink glass lamps is pretty in (pepto) pink. 

10 in wide x 20 in tall

$195

Tantrum Thrower | Vintage Italian Portrait of a Boy

The reasons children throw tantrums may vary but the process is usually similar; five minutes of alligator tears, then furrowed brows and curled lips, followed by a sharp return to equilibrium. 

This vintage Italian painting features a portrait of a boy with furrowed brows. 

14 1/2 in x 17 1/2 in

$129

Down Low | Classic Brass Floor Lamp

Can you go down low? All the way to the floor? Your cha cha slide days might be over but at least you’ve got quality lighting no matter how tall your arm chair is.

This classic brass floor lamp has an adjustable height.

50 in tall x 13 in deep

$149

Good Lookin’ | Large 1980s Octagonal Mirror

Self love begins by confronting the negative self talk that arises when you look in the mirror. Repeat after me, “Hey there good lookin’, whatchya got cookin?”

This large 1980s octagonal mirror is beveled.

41 in x 41 in

$249

SOLD | Park It | Classic French-style Laurent Love Seat by Restoration Hardware

Finding a parking spot sometimes takes longer than the total commute. All the more reason to stay parked on the sofa. 

This classic French-style “Laurent” love seat by Restoration Hardware features a black oak trim, Belgian linen, and down cushions. 

63 in long x 32 in deep x 31 in tall with 18 seat height

$495 

Slow Down | Italian Wood Mirror

If you avoid your own reflection does it slow down the ageing process? No, but it does increase your odds of leaving the house with smeared lipstick or food in your teeth.

This Italian wood mirror features an elegantly scalloped frame and silver finish.

26 in wide x 44 in tall

$295

Running Amok | Vintage Chinese Ceramics

Unsightly makeup sponges and cotton balls running amok in your bathroom? Put those little buggers where they belong!

These vintage Chinese ceramics would brighten up any kitchen or bathroom. Your cotton balls have never been stored in this much style! 

35-39 dollars. 

Mr. Meow, Get Down Now! | Large 1960s Green Art Glass Vase

Giving someone flowers will brighten their life for a few days. Giving someone flowers and a gorgeous vase will keep them smiling for as long as their cat manages to mind his own business and stay off the damn table!

This large 1960s green art glass vase speaks volumes with or without the company of a flower arrangement. 

10 in wide x 31 in tall

$159

Make Believe | Set of Four Vintage Colonial Style Dining Chairs by STICKLEY

Your dreams of living on a farmhouse may never be realized (the thought of waking up to an onerous rooster before you’ve had your cup of coffee sounds less than appealing), but at least you can make believe for a brief moment.

This set of four vintage colonial style dining chairs by STICKLEY are ready for your tender love and care. 

19 in deep x 23 in wide x 36 in tall

$349/set

Up and Coming | Pair of Beautifully Decorated Asian Ceramic Lamps

If living in a museum has always appealed to you, then these lamps will too. Just make sure your membership fee is fairly priced and that you frequently showcase up and coming contemporary artists. Otherwise you run the risk of becoming a dusty old place no one likes to visit.

This pair of beautifully decorated Asian ceramic lamps are functional pieces of art. 

8 in wide x 20 in tall

$249

SOLD | Blind Date | Contemporary Sofa Handcrafted by Century Furniture in North Carolina

Uncomplicated, relaxed and inviting. If that doesn’t sum up the perfect blind date, I don’t know what does. Because, it can be hard to find an easygoing partner in the era of instant gratification, make sure you’ve got a comfy place to come home to after a blind date gone wrong.

This contemporary sofa hand crafted by Century Furniture in North Carolina features a super soft light green corduroy fabric. Size is perfect for a studio or small living room. 

77 in long x 36 in deep x 32 in tall

$595

Coffee and Smartphones | Contemporary Tessellated Coffee Table

You long for the days when you’d spend hours discussing the flaws in Freud’s seduction theory with classmates over coffee and cigarettes. Though you may not light up anymore, you can still have intellectual conversations with friends (as long as you can convince them to keep their phones in their pockets long enough.)

This contemporary tessellated coffee table was handcrafted in the Philippines. 

19 in tall x 32 in round 

$349

Hopeless Romantics | Vintage Wicker Etagere Wall Unit

Whenever we make progress technologically speaking there’s always a group of nostalgic folks clinging to the remnants of the past. These are the hopeless romantics, the daydreamers, the memory keepers.

This vintage wicker etagere wall unit was hand crafted and features a storage cabinet and space for a record player.

18 in x 54 in x 77 in tall

$495

Mental Massage | Vintage Pink Abstract

Soaking up a good painting is like a massage for the brain. We don’t have to figure anything out, we can just let the tension melt away. 

This vintage abstract is a pink soup palatable for just about anyone whether you’re an art enthusiast or not.  

36 in x 36 in

$395

SOLD | Do you know who I am? | Neo-Classical Sofa Handcrafted in Italy

There is something about being on the guest list, in the VIP section or upgraded to business class that just makes you feel so damn important. Imagine feeling that way every single day? 

This neo-classical sofa was handcrafted in Italy and features a silver leaf frame and new upholstery that screams “Do you know who I am?” 

88 l x 31 d x 29 t with 17 seat height

$1495

Language Limits | Large 1980s The Human Language Print

Language is limiting. Trying to label the feelings we are feeling with our limited vocabulary is not only a waste of time, it blocks us from processing them and letting them go. Try incorporating interpretive dance or miming into your expression. You never know, it might be more effective! 

This large 1980s print depicts the alphabet in a unique way…with Mimes! Entitled “the human language,” this print was both custom framed and matted.

38 in wide x 48 in tall 

$249

Pass the Patrón | Vintage Wrought Iron Chandelier

Here’s a fact you can share with your amigos while sipping margaritas by the pool, in Spanish America, the owner of a hacienda was called the patrón. Pass the Patrón to the Patrón por favor!

This vintage wrought iron chandelier would give a Spanish hacienda vibe to just about any room.

24 in wide x 36 in tall 

$495